Here's a tip for future Supernatural fans out there who may get ideas:

-I won't read your Sam/Azazel fanfic
-I won't kill your mom because she grounded you
-I won't feed you my blood so you can become a 'special' kid
-I will actually burn you on the ceiling if you make a joke about it. And yes, I've done it three times now.

Was there any other question I was supposed to answer? I'm bored now.

Well I guess since the cat's out of the bag...

Did'ya miss me?

Today is technically the anniversary of the day my reincarnate killed that little blonde bitch died. I'm not sure what the protocol is for this. Should I treat it like a birthday? She isn't exactly happy about it.

( SPN demons and devils )

This should be fun. Let's see how gullible my favorite band of do-gooders are this time around.

I was going to avoid the boards as long as I could to try and stay away from the trouble that follows you all around gag me, but seeing as the girl in my head attracts trouble like honey and bees, I should probably get myself a friend or two with the same head problem as me. The name's Austin. The girl in my head says she's Mary Winchester. She'd like to know if John and the boys are around? I don't really know what she's talking about.

I almost hope they don't fall for this. Pretending to be the blonde bitch might make me vomit.

( My plans for you, Sammy. You... and all the children like you. )